Mysterious Priest Spotted At 2014 4syte Music Video Awards

Amidst all the razzmatazz and pageantry that characterized the 4syte Music Video Awards was the appearance of a queer and mysterious duo that got everyone whispering and wondering about their identity. The two appeared to be a Priest and his assistant, a midget. The priest was adorned in a flowing black gown with goatskin around the shoulders and a raffia headgear, which covered his face, and he was holding onto a very scary looking staff. The midget’s face was painted red with some strings of fabric around his waist.

IMG_4385They arrived at the conference center in a plush Toyota V8 Land Cruiser which got people wondering what kind of priest drives in such luxury. There was a praise singer waiting for them at the entrance who started singing and drumming hysterically when they got out of the vehicle. It was obvious that people were visibly shaken by their appearance. Even the bouncers at the gate didn’t want to get close to them.  At the VIP section of the auditorium where they had their reserved seats, people avoided sitting close to them.

Our sources have exclusively revealed to us that it was The Priest of the Alternative Rock Band Dark Suburb ‘the vessel between the band and the living’. creepy huh?

Well it is obvious the band is in to make a big impression. They currently have two singles out;  I Dey Feel You Die and Jump Off A Cliff. They are set to release their next single on the 1st of December and launch their upcoming EP, The Awakening, on the  6th of December.








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